ITV Sport, AGAIN

I don't want to labour this point, but it needs saying. Here's the email I just sent to ITV.

As if I wasn't hot enough already

Hot sauce fans and masochists take note.

I've just ordered my bottle of 357 Mad Dog Collector's Edition, officially the world's hottest sauce with an astonishing 600,000 scoville units of heat.

If anyone fancies a taste I reckon it would be a good alternative to golden syrup as an accompaniment to chicken nuggets.

Jez Breaks Ranks!

I'm devastated to inform you that Jeremy aka Nigel Big Hands, has broken ranks. He's only gone and got engaged!

Vote Boris!

Would you Adam and Eve it, I laughed my Alan's off when I got Dickie Bird of this.

I'll get me Weasel and Stoat...

Anyway, for those of you in Laaandun check this out

Very funny irrespective of your particular political persuasion.

I can't help liking the man, but would I trust him with my city? I'm less sure of that.

PS. Thanks go to Edwina for pointing this out to me.

New Radiohead album

Radiohead are due to release a new album called In Rainbows

Initially this will only be available over download from the 10th October which you have to purchase from this store.

Try to buy it and see what happens...

Photos from Benidorm

Greetings all,

Nick and myself recently returned from Benidorm, you can now:

Marvel at Spain's magnificent weather!

Be in awe of our discovery of food very much like, but slightly dissimilar to kebabs!

Get a warm feeling between your legs as "The Midas" make a welcome return!

It all awaits you in Benidorm 2007!

ITV Sport

Just watching the painful shite that is ITV Sport's ruination of my Rugby World Cup.

There should be Government legislation to prevent this bunch of idiots attempting to televise sport. ITV should only be allowed to make soaps, lowest common denominator sit-coms and gritty northern dramas with Gillian Taylforth. Nothing else.

Och Eye NOT The Nevis . . Somehwere Else!

Whatto!

Due to my Diary Faux Pas (tm) doesn't look as though the last weekend in September is on, turns out Jez wasn't too keen on having a 40th birthday party up a mountain. Shame.

Mountain Shennanigans - Och Eye The Nevis!

Right then my mountain loving, goat botherers, who fancies Ben Nevis at the end of September?

Clarkson for PM

Would you, should you vote for this man?

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/news/default.asp?storyId=16607

Sign the petition - at least if you're going to have an arse running the country, get one who's a laugh.