The EggWan Xmas Eve

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I reckon I can now get this down to about £9 each

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Count me in, the polo shirt will be the only thing i will be left wearing come shut tap. Large as fuck please for me.

Ps; good work on the logo fella.

let me know details and i'll transfer some cash.

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Can i have "boxing clever" on the arm? haha

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Count me in. I'll have one. Large please.

As for the arm logo's - you can't use them I'm afraid. They are registered to Tomlin Industries. You'll be breaking copyright. Or at least put them in quotation marks...

£9 each? How come you are getting them so cheap? Do you have a sweat shop in your garage (second thoughts, don't answer that).

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actually Jez, that's not too far off the trooth ;)

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I'll chance my arm with a large, I've lost some weight and I reckon a size smaller will show off my broad shoulders and large chest nicely.

Suck it in dude!!

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Oh and why can't we have the "my balls aren't just big, they're huge" logo?? Eh?? Surely that doesn't breach much copyright?

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In your case matt it would just be an outright lie.

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Unless I got mumps again.

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extra large for me martin, i don't plan on losing any weight, do they make elasticated shirts?

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Extra large for me please, however I wont be at the Crow's on Christmas Eve.

I will be in Dubai hopefully with My EW.com t shirt on.

:o)

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Well I am in Dubai however, I am sans T shirt.

Therefore I have self tattooed my chest with my own version of the logo using a bent coat hanger and a Bic. It hurt quite alot and I think I got some of the letters mixed up, but nonetheless it's the thought that counts. I will now venture out into the Dubai nightlife shirtless wearing nothing but my 'prison tat' (not 'man tits') to celebrate christmas in true EW fashion.

However, given the tolerance to crime and fighting* out here I expect Christmas will be spent behind bars for daring to cause upset to the Emeraties.

Anyway, as it's about 24 degrees here at the moment I will mostly be looking for a chilled bar and a pint. Hope you all have a brilliant night and all are suitably rough tomorrow - but at least there'll be turkey and mashed potato to help you feel better!

Merry Christmas Mon Amigos!!

Scott

(*get caught fighting in a pub and you'll be deported the same night and banned from the Emirates - efficient, intollerant and effective. Oh and if you do have to stay here in prison becauae you got busted for some heinnous crime like litter dropping then don't expect to be fed because they don't feed you. But on the plus side you wont be man loved as that's illegal too.)

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