A little something to brighten your days

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Great....

...if you're a Kiwi.

The Pope was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off-shore. A helpless man, wearing an English rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark.

As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Welsh rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the hapless English muppet from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatred between the Welsh and England rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies: "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well" the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know fuck all about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"

Great....

I detect a sense of desparation in your gesture.

I mean, it must have really kicked you in the nuts to see the England team all covered in mud, blood and bandages look on as the Scots held aloft the Calcutta cup.

You know what they need? More discipline. They should stop them playing if they get caught outside nightclubs. That would sort them out!

Well, second was a good result...

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